Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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