i think i have herpe
just one?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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