WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
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I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
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Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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