Sry I called you an 8
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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