Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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