I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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