i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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