i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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