this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
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Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
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Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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