There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
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Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
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You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho