it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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