you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
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My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
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I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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