i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
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You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
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As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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