is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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