So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
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Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
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Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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