He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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