Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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