THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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