I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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