Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
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Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
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you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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