is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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