Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
This gyro tastes like lonliness
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Randomize
