who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
You can't motorboat a personality
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
she pinky promised me she was 18
then he tried to convert me to islam
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You. Win. At. Life.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
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