We named our party play list daddy issues
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
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I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
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Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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