yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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