I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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