similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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