well you can't waste a boner
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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