Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
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No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
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I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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