she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
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I need you to use more vowels.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
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"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize