How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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