loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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