dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
The adults are the big ones right?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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