Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
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I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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