It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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