i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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