I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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