"it" just moved
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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