what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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