Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
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So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
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it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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