3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I'm really busy with my period
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