escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
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facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
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I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
try to milk me bitch
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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