If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
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we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
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This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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