Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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