i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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