This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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