I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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