One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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