Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Umm I'm too high to move.
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
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I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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