thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
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sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
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I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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