Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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