It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
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I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
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Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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