it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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