Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
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this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
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Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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