Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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