Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
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For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
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I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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