Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
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well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
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All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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