Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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