It's Friday. Sex?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
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Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
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Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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